(via hipster-holocaust)
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
(via iwillburnthecakeoutofyou)
Life According To Tumblr
- 17 weeks ago: temple run
- 16 weeks ago: cinnamon challenges
- 15 weeks ago: #yolo
- 14 weeks ago: Kony 2012
- 13 weeks ago: Draw Something
- 12 weeks ago: Angelina Jolie's sassy leg
- 11 weeks ago: The Hunger Games
- 10 weeks ago: Vertical pictures
- 9 weeks ago: Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
- 8 weeks ago: Titanic
- 7 weeks ago: Tupac resurrected
- 6 weeks ago: Alt + Reblog
- 5 weeks ago: Actual Cannibal Shia Lebeouf
- 4 weeks ago: Omfg the Avengers!!!!
- 3 weeks ago: The time everyone freaked out because Alt + Reblog stopped working
- 2 weeks go: Gotye Jokes
- Last week: Reflection: "remember that one time everyone cared about Kony and temple run"
- This week: Cannibal found in Florida/ aka Zombie Apocalypse/ aka The return of Shia Lebeouf
- You forgot one.... Today: The Reckless and the Brave
(via markian)








